I'm considering selling my eggs...

I'm so sick of not having a car...!

It's a long story, here's the short version...

October & November: I get 2 tickets about a month apart for having an expired tag, which I do not pay, because I have no money...

December: While riding in Kyla's car, we get rearended. This has nothing to do with me not having transportation, but is car #1 that is totalled while I am in it...

January: Receive notification my tickets are over due, and if I dont pay them soon my license will be suspended (I didnt pay them. Totally my fault, I know...)

February: While driving my car to work it suddenly stops working. The transmission is stuck in a higher gear, and a new one costs $2,600 or $1,600 used... money as I said before I do not have. I start driving my parent's minivan

March: While driving home in I-75 all traffic suddenly stops, and I do not... totalling vehicle #2 (this actually made my mom happy, since they had been wanting to sell it anyways this just saved them the effort...)
So, I'm standing on the side of the road sure that I'm going to get arrested, when the cop comes back and asks if I knew my license was suspended. I dont play dumb, bc I've learned cops hate that, but he takes my license until I pay off my tickets. Thank God!

April: I'm going tomorrow morning to pay off the second ticket (which I had already tried to pay off once, but "didnt show up in their system") and then I will get a new license on saturday.

This will not solve my transportation problem though, because I still have a perfectly lovely car sitting in my driveway undriveable, collecting pollen. Hence, the selling of eggs. I hear it's a long process that involves going to the doctor every day for shots or something though, which would require a car. Oh well... *sigh*